The spotters guide to Festivals.

the shirtless angry guy

this guy forgot his shirt, and probably forgot his tent as well. I guess thats why he's angry. He's the one moshing, even when no one is playing.
the I really love this band guy 

 This guy doesnt come out of his room until his fave band are on, which is why he is so pale and skinny. more likely to be found at the t-shirt stand than in the actual crowd.
the crazy ecstasy girl 

This girl is having a wild night. if she is not picked up by the medics she will probably be swimming in a puddle or shagging your friends, but its okay because neither of them will remember her name in the morning.
the tits out girl 

This girl isnt having fun until the whole crowd has seen her titties on the big screen
the festival catwalk girl 

bring eyelashes and make up camping, and dont make it to the arena til the afternoon so they look clean. might even brave the showers. hoping to end up on someones tumblr.
the festival hippie 
 
these people only exist at festivals, and mainly stay on the campsites. some of them own stalls, some of them probably stay there the whole year round. 
the one true fan

This guy watched this band before you were born, and will be at every gig they play. only came to the festival for one band and refuses to watch anything else. gets angry if the young fans in the crowd jostle him.
the festival family  

Because sometimes it is just too hard to find a babysitter.